Listen children and you shall here the basterdized version of Paul Revere.

So here we are on the eve of nothing. Filled with a fifth of Jack Daniels because the local store had no Wild Turkey. I’m sitting here watching The Godfather Part 1. The last week has filled us with all sorts of lunacy. From both parties. But let us not gloss over the most entertaining of all happenings from a possible 2012 Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin. A wonderful idiot that one could have only dreamed of to replace George W. Bush. Where he had some tenacity and balls, to match his dimwitted cowboy dreams. Mrs. Palin is just a dumb fucking moron. This was proved once again in her recent trip to Boston. When a local news reporter asked her what she was most going to take away from her visit to Boston, she blundered the history of Paul Revere. When it was pointed out to her the obvious mistake she made, not only did she refuse to acknowledge that she was wrong she accused the media of yet another “Gotcha” moment. What she doesn’t understand is no one needs to lay down landmines for her to step onto. She will find her own to detonate. My dreams are that the Republican’s throw in the towel on the 2012 race like they did on the 2008 race and let her run against Obabma. There aren’t enough drugs in the world to prepare you for the type of silliness that this dimwitted bitch will bring forth. Especially if god forbid she win. Then every comedian in the world will commit suicide because the jokes will be too easy, and the end of the world will have spewed forth. So to paraphrase the perhaps great Paul Revere the Palin’s are coming, the Palin’s are coming. With all retarded children in tow.